And so it goes about Dirty Joe.
We have an old friend who owns Earl’s Cyclery & Fitness in South Burlington, VT. One day Joe said "I was kinda hopin’ you had plans for a new sock, The Joey D." And just like that we said, “Hey Joe, Meet Dirty Joe.” And Joe said, “But I’m a nice guy.” And we said, “Just get it dirty, Joe.” Alas. Dirty Joe. So get it dirty or keep it clean. Washes best with mint chocolate scented soap. And if your name is Joe, we named it for you, too.
SPECS
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7 inches tall
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Italian threads, and made in Italy, of course.
CARING FOR YOUR SOCKS
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Hand or machine-wash on delicate using a mild detergent at 30° C or 86° F.
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Air or line-dry; lay flat if possible.
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DO NOT BLEACH, IRON, OR TUMBLE DRY.